Lagerweg Graffiti, Mid Spring 2019

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Graffiti

The hypertext glossary of computer science related acronyms was updated recently.
60666 terms. 30 years.
Currently it grows only from time to time.
The last "official" update was from May 29, 2018 with 60585 lines.
Even no 100 were added.
Still the CS glossary is my most frequented page.
In April the first 5 entries were:

Still dunno if these accesses are real or only system scans...
its all virtual, nevertheless...

Sexistische Kackscheiße

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Streetview
Online:2019-05-17 (planned)

Its election time in Europe.
Some sticker someone can't simply pass on by.
I won't/can't translate this one properly.
Doesn't matter anyway.
One week later it wasn't there anymore...


Seen: Atlas@delphiLUX.
A film worth to see...

Intimissimi, Spring 2019

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Ads

Originally this shouldn't be a page for stranded ads...
although nearly half of it seem to be photos of promotion poster.
It can only get better... (or worse...)


Chewbacca is dead!
Will the empire now completely fall apart?
Will the Siths install their terror regime
and hunt and kill the last Jedi of the universe?

Who knows...


The main German film awards 2018/9 (Lola) were presented lately.
The great winner this year: Gundermann by Andreas Dresen.
I still think this film is ambivalent.

Partly not or only in a side note mentioned:
also Styx by Wolfgang Fischer won some Lolas,
beside others best main actress, best camera and best sound.
I still think Styx is worth to see...
even if the situation is not so catastrophic anymore.

My next film to see was also on the lists of the Lola: Atlas...

Make a little Birdhouse in your Soul

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Objects

"Mein kleines Vogelhaus"... (My little Birdhouse)
its located in the Sickingenstrasse next to a sportshall...

Wilmersdorfer Strasse, Conscious Collection, Spring 2019 (H+M 34.3)

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Ads

The holy photomodel...

2 days later found her again... at Bayrischen Platz...
without illumination... and without additional lights...
but the halo is really something special...


Bought some DVDs as a birthday present.
And maybe for me.
For this crawled to Medi@M@rkt,
because Dussmann was too far away that day...
On my wish list: Solaris, Stalker and Nosthalgia by Tarkowski,
maybe a combined pack of Blade Runner / Blade Runner 2049...
They had none of these 5.
But I thought I found 2 or 3 DVDs which might be ok...
I found these DVDs surprisingly cheap. Compared to music CDs.
2 of them costed only 7€ each...
cheaper than watching the film once in nearly any cinema...
only the double DVD "First Men" costed 15€...

Seen: Tomb Raider@DVD.
With Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft.
She looks so damn young and small (1.68m according to IMDb) and fragil...
I'm somewhat sorry, but the film is only acceptable...
and its nearly embarrasing how its constructed for one or more sequels...
Still I kept the DVD.
Maybe I will get Ex Machina and Submergence on DVD someday.
I still think both films are at least worth to see...

Also seen: Gorki Park@DVD.
A film made in 1983.
With William Hurt, Lee Marvin, Brian Dennehy and Joanna Pacula.
An exceptional film...
even after 35 years...
I was really impressed by this movie when shown on TV a few years after '83.
I was so impressed that I tried to paint the picture shown in a program magazine.
In false colors.
In 1987.
The original photo was maybe 3x4cm in size.
Couldn't make it better.
Cannot make it better...
never again...

Given away: First Men, Inception & Nikita.
First Men aborted after 4 chapters, at least on my computer.
Seen Inception in the morning... still a great film... partly somewhat confusing.
Originally I wanted to keep Nikita...
but I had to notice that I already have it...
as a deluxe version in a metal case...
bought 2 years before my brain attack...

Bayrischer Platz, Conscious Collection, Spring 2019 (H+M 34.2)

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Ads

From the program sheet "Wissenschaft life" of the WFS for May 2019:

from the series "say at least something before you finally leave"...
All lectures will be held in something like German...
Location: Planetarium of the Wilhelm Foerster observatory, Beautymountain (Schöneberg)...
Entry fee: 8€ (reduced: 6€)


The first 3 CDs of 2019: Imagine Dragons, Evolve, Calvin Harris, Funk Wav Boundes Vol.1,
Glasperlenspiel, Licht & Schatten... all 3 with light and shadows...

Mierendorffplatz, Conscious Collection, Spring 2019 (H+M 34.1)

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Ads

If I talk to God its called religion.
If God talks to me its called a phychosis.


Seen: Border@delphiLUX.
A film directed by Ali Abbasi (Sweden).
An exceptional film.
A first best film of 2019.
And it may stay the best if the rest of the year will have only highlights like Avengers or Asterix...

After the film I visited Ullrich to see if they still have Cherry-Coke...
classic... with at least 42 sugarcubes per liter... they hadn't.
So I took the S-Bahn back.
I noticed already at Zoo that I got something like a great weakness.
I still got to Charlottenburg/Wilmersdorfer.
For the way from the S-Bahn to the U-Bahn I needed somewhat like 20 minutes.
(For about 300m and some stairs down.)
Reached the underground I sat there. For half-an-hour.
At Ullrich I had bought also 3 packs of Treets peanut butter cups.
I ate a complete pack (6 butter cups).
Additionally I drank 2/3l milk and ate 1 of 2 bought apples.
After that I felt somewhat ok to take the underground back home.
Dunno if someone else would had called the ambulance...


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Camera:Olympus E-100RS (partly contrast enhanced)
Category: View to the Outside

Sometimes these rabbits visit the grass areas between the blocks...
mostly at the evening... but sometimes also at daylight.
But most of the time I Have no camera available.
Or I can't get the right picture.
The picture above is partly contrast enhanced,
because at the region below there seemed to be somewhat blurry in front of the the camera...

Ritter's fat Cats (There are more than only 1)

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56 (detail)
Category: Flowers, Shops

In a separate building there were these planters boxes...


Theories about Jusus Christus of Nazareth:
5) Jesus was a mushroom. (FluxFM)


I'm still going somewhat slow.
On my way from the underground home there was this sticker.

Bkopf(?) vs. Rolf.

It might reference to another sticker I've also photographed...
somewhat two or three years ago.
I'm too lazy to look for it on the older pages.
Maybe I've only added the picture at the German page... dunno.
The text of the referenced sticker was something like

It is Rolf...
you whores...

The Girl(?) with the Elefant, 1st Attempt

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56 (out of the bus, detail, sharpened)
Category: Streetview, Streetart

The M27 (a Berlin bus line) is currently driving a different route...
which gets it past the girl(?) with the elefant.
Maybe someday I have to leave the bus to see what's written there...


Seen: Border@delphiLUX... not...

Ritter's fat Cat, Spring 2019

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Flowers, Shop

This cat might have been the one for the international day of the cat...
but on the other hand it is too much time left still to come...
and the cat for this day is already dedicated for a very long time.

After 2017 I had visited Ritter's gardening shop again...

I also asked if they have sundials to sell...
but sadly...
I have to wait and hope at least for another year or so...

Amourette, Spring 2019

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Streetview, Ads

Knowledge no one ever needs (heard at FluxFM):

corky (English)
Word Class: Adjektive
1) cork-like, cork...
2) perky, wide-awake
(, translated)

as in: Today I feel like anything else... but not corky...

Polo, Spring 2019

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56 (out of the bus)
Category: Streetview, Ads

Last week I had to puzzle together the pills, again.
52 minutes for 8 1/2 days.
I'm getting used to it... a bit.
But still far away from any pro doing it...


Imported lately in Rhythmbox:
Renegade Soundwave, howyoudoin? and two others of them...
they're still cool, but widely forgotten. Early nineties dub...

In the waste container there were also some CD-PROMs lately.
Some of them had ink printer printed covers.
Two of them I couldn't resist to pick them out of the waste:

Not the kind of music I could listen to any day, but...
somewhat interesting...

Werd ich am Galgen hochgezogen, weiss ich, wie schwer mein Arsch gewogen...
(In Extremo)

asia markt - frisch & exotisch, Spring 2019

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Camera:Olympus E-100RS
Category: Shop
Online:2019-04-16 some fortune cookies that day...

Statue, Spring 2019

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Streetview

Somehow she looked very lonely at this early spring afternoon...


Seen: A Bandit & Gentleman@Kant. (Ein Gauner und Gentleman.)
I like this title somewhat more than the original title "The old man with a gun".
With Sissy Spacek. And Tom Waits. And Robert Redfords last role as a bankrobber.
A good last film... sadly not much more...


And the earth died screaming... while I laid dreaming... (dreaming of you...)
Well, hell doesn't want you... and heaven is full...
bring me some water... put it in a skull... (Tom Waits)

Pfennigland 2.0, Spring 2019

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56 (out of the Bus)
Category: Shop

The Pfennigland 2019... sometimes their ad is illuminated lately...


Not mentioned in English currently...
for five years now I feel like Huey in Silent Running...
for five years waiting for the space ship to explode...

Lagerweg Graffiti: Zwei Gauner, Spring 2019

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Graffiti

2 grifter...
one is easy to recognize... the other: no idea...
while browsing through actual dictator images I had the idea...
that it might be an image of the young Stalin...
anyway... a damn good graffiti... IMHO...


Agnes Varda has left the building.
At that age the kind of cancer doesn't matter at all.
I've only watched her latest documentation she made together with J.R.
Faces Places.
Her earlier films didn't interested me, then.
Maybe I would watch them now.
But for her, her last wish came reality... finally...

Giraffe, Late Winter 2018/9

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Kategorie: Restaurant

There was a birthday breakfast at the Giraffe lately.
Somewhere downbelow there was this film poster in a frame.
Never heard or seen anything about and of this film...
or it was simply forgotten.
Therefore I thought first that it was still to come.
Also I didn't noticed the date on the poster, first...
and thought after noticing, that it might be December 20 this year...

The film might be a double minus candidate for sure...
but the poster image has something appealing...

There were not many "American Breakfasts" ordered, lately.
the bread of the hamburger was somewhat stodgy and cold.
But the hot chocolate (with cream) was nice as usual...
even the third big cup of it...


Seen: Vice@delphiLUX.
A film by Adam McKay...
about the former US vice Dick Cheney.
134 minutes.
My personal opinion: at least 24 minutes too long...

This is a very if not extreme personal opinion,
because I've lost my water before I reached a toilet (again)...
although I left the cinema while the (probably last) credits ran.

After this the film was down under for me.
I was sure to rank this film as annoying.
Although Sam Rockwell (Moon) played really convincingly George W. Bush.
He even looked somewhat similar.
Tyler Perry played a somewhat good Colin Powell.
And it was somewhat unbelieveable that Condoleeza Rice wasn't the real Condoleeza Rice playing herself...
So the this year's Oscar for best make-up is really ok.

Next day I gave this film a o.
No +, but at least also not a --.
Dunno exactly why.
At least watching the film was completely free.
No € was spent.
It seems that they have updated their software at the delphiLUX...

Driving back I missed the changing station Bismarckstrasse.
First I left the train at the next station Sophie-Charlotte-Platz...
but there was no direct way to the train back.
So I left the station.
Outside it was slowly becoming evening...
and I saw no chance to reach the other side of the train station.
So I tried to enter the underground station again.
I had to let pass at least three dozent people coming out of the station, first.
Reached the train, I took it up to Neu-Westend...
the first station with a central platform.
I let at least 3 trains past until I finally took one back to Bismarck...
somewhat frustrated...


Deamon... where did my angel go? (30 Seconds to Mars)

Every XI Minutes 1 5ingle falls in Love..., Late Winter 2018/9

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56 (detail, contrast enhanced)
Category: Ads

This Single was already featured a short time ago:
closed lips, a more and cheeky smile, everything else unchanged.
It would be interesting out of how many shots one photo for a poster is selected...

At the Wannsee, Late Winter 2018/9

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: View to the Water

At a restaurant at the Wannsee...
dunno its name... although it was the second time I was there...


...our love is dead...
but the dead don't go away... (Petshop Boys)

Berlin - Tag & Nacht

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56 (out of the bus)
Category: Streetview, Shop

Berlin - day & night...



Seen on DVD: Cube.
Still a nice film.
Originally a SciFi horror movie... but...
partly, with the distance of time, funny...


The light at the industry building burns still... day & night...

Next to the Tennis Court

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Camera:Olympus E-100RS
Category: Streetview, Graffiti

With the combination of brain and vagina men can't cope.
(Sharon Stone, 60, retranslated)


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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Underground, Ads

Everyone of us knows this!
(Not me.)


Imported: ZZ TOP

(The first six longplayer are from a 3 CD box "The ZZ Top Sixpack".)
Full throttle, Old Man... B-)


One day later...
imported: John Lee Hooker
no 12 albums, but at least chill out, the healer,
and his work together with canned heat, hooker 'n heat...


Seen: Alita, Battle Angel.
CineMaxX Potsdamer Platz.
It was a rainy day.
I reached the cinema somewhat exactly at the start of the ads.
Seen the film until the end...
Real thrash.
All the time while the film ran I wondered when her computer enlarged eyes would fall out...
but different to thrash like 50 shades of grey, this is a warning:
I will see a second or even a third part of it, asking me all the time...
will her eyes plop out this time? ;-)

U7 Graffiti: MAMBA

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Underground, Graffiti

The graffiti artist seemed to be a spraying chewy candy fan...

Single lebt, wie Single will.

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56 (contrast enhanced)
Category: Ads

Single lebt, wie Single will. (single lives as single will)

me 2...


I'm now proud owner of a DVD player for my laptop... again...
after the build-in drive failed somewhat exactly one week after the warranty timed out...
nearly exactly three years after it was bought.
Point of cost: nearly 3 music CD's.
Not funny, but ok...
The external player worked without any additional installation...
under ubuntuMATE Linux.
The first imported CD's: Aerosmith, get a grip and 6 others...
The first film seen: The Big Lebowski in OV.
Again... a very nice movie.
It let me forget a bit my anger that I had to puzzle my pills for the next week on my own... more than 1 hour...
but that's a different story.
The first thing I'd done after the film was to put some water in the freezer...
for a White Russian...


When I look at the evening sky and see a bright blueish star in the haze, currently...
I think: you can't be Sirius.

This is also something what a Redshift official mentioned to me in an eMail... in the late 90ies or early 2000's.
When I bought Redshift 2 for the Mac at that time, I was wondering where or how to find alpha Canis Major.
There was none visible. Because of a programming error...


A special greeting today to all ringing fairies of the northern hemisphere...
the meteorological spring has begun...
the birds are singing especially nice in the morning... before 4...

Reallife & Internet are not the same

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Graffiti
Online:2019-02-27 (planned)

...a collection of sticker on a house wall in the Müllerstrasse...


...he said he like to do it backwards
I said thats just fine with me
that way we can fuck and watch tv... (Liz Phair)

Lagerweg Graffiti, Winter 2018/19: SpyX

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Camera:Olympus E-100RS
Category: Graffiti

This graffiti was already photographed last year with a different camera...
Interesting fact is, that it remained for at least 4 months...
while the graffiti of image 1 of this year is already overpainted.


February 5: the year of the pig has started this night.
Normally this is a sign of luck.
Lets hope for luck... for all mankind...


...if U have to go don't say goodbye
if U have to go don't U cry
if U have to go I will get by
someday I'll follow U
(&) see U on the other side...
(Smashing Pumpkins, For Martha)

Berlinale 2019

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Camera:Olympus E-100RS (clipped)
Category: Ads

The 69th Berlinale film festival has started.
I'm somewhat sure that I won't watch any film in that time...


If one could read German... I've finished a recovery of the pages of 2002.
I don't think that I will ever manage to do an English version.
On one of the last entries of that page there is a parrot joke.
It goes like this:

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy shit", the man replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"

"I got every word", says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?", the man asks, "Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well", the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

"Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak English, can't you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."

"Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!"

The man offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathises, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the man.

"When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nighty and kissed him passionately."

"WHAT???" the man asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over." reported the parrot.

"My God!" the guy exclaims. "Then what?"

"Then he lifted up the nightie, got down on his knees and began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down...."

"WELL???" demands the frantic man, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."

Transvaalstraße, Winter 2018/19

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Camera:Olympus E-100RS (clipped)
Category: Streetart

The garages at the Transvaalstrasse in winter...
There was no car in front of it... a somewhat unique opportunity.
So a bit rain didn't disturbed much...


Some days ago the smell of drinkinking chocolate came around.
My first thought was: ...
The smells of cat feed, wall paint, cigatettes and sports cigarettes are no problem...
but drinking chocolate... really unfair...
The second thought was: a cup of hot chocolate wouldn't a that bad idea.
There was a box with milk and this Milka drink still around.
So at the following morning I warmed 2 cups of milk.
The taste of chocolate somewhat didn't came up... even after 4 piled spoons.
The color of the chocolated milk was somewhat ok, but it had only the faint idea of chocolate.
At least it wasn't also that sweet as expected.
A closer look at the box revealed some age... 15 years above...
best used before end of 2004...


The actual fortune cookie:

Charitable activities will
stave off loneliness.

Breath in. Breath out.

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56 (perspektive changed)
Category: Underground, Ads

This is the total clearness...

Poor girl...
the color of the hair doesn't matter... somewhat...
as long as one has enough hair...
(rainbow colors would be nice, too, me thinks...)
but to be the rest of your life tattooed...


Seen: Fahrenheit 11/9 @ delphiLUX.
OmU. A film by Micheal Moore.
The magazine Tip said the film is troublesome.
The Kino-King Knut Elstermann (RadioEINS, RBB) finds it worth to see.
How troublesome is the Tip..?

The forgotten Ad (H+M 33)

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Camera:Olympus E-100RS
Category: Ads

The forgotten ad...
it was one of the last Olympus images...
nearly 10 years ago...


Jan. 21. Full Moon. Total Lunar Eclipse. Closed High Nebular Layer. 'nuff said...

Spandau & Bärenland (1-4)

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Camera:Olympus E-100RS
Category: Streetview

The pictures above are somewhat special:
images of a camera, which had slept for a very long time...

While the Canon is somewhat history...
and I cannot efford a new camera at least until Xmas..
and because I didn't like the idea of making handy photos only,
there was the question what to do...

The Olympus still worked...
although it had batteries in it for about 8 1/2 years.
It had images of a very long taken place concert with one of my niches,
images of before the reunion about 9 years ago,
and a forgotten H&M ad which will follow...

and at that day I also wanted to go into Baerenland...


...casting shadows on the winter sky
as you stood there counting crows...
1 for sorrow, 2 for joy,
3 for girls and 4 for boys,
5 for silver, 6 for gold,
7 for a secret never to be told...
(Counting Crows, Murder of 1)

Every 11 Minutes a 1 Single falls in Love..., Winter 2018/19 (3)

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56 (detail, somewhat sharpened)
Category: Ads

...and a third P@rship candidate...
(In the preview of the camera there was no hint about the picture being blurry...)


After about 4 1/2 years my computer is now an official Linux computer.
About 1/4 up to a 1/2 year before it gets put aside. Maybe.
At least it has now an official Tux above the screen...

Hopefully at the next computer it will not take that long...

U7 Graffiti: The Crew Toy

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Underground, Graffiti

The new underground train waggons were said to be "graffiti resistant"...
but somehow its still possible... as visible...


The view to the sky at the morning of January 20.
Venus and Jupiter over Kraftwerk Charlottenburg...


I belong in the service of a queen.
I belong anywhere but in between.
She's been dying and I've been drinking
and I am the rain king...
(Counting Crows, Rain King)

Every 11 Minutes 1 Single falls in Love..., Winter 2018/19 (2)

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Ads

Came into my mind while seeing this girl:
She MUST have hundreds, if not thousands of Sommersprossen...
for sure...

...and she probably has at least 1 cat at home...

Every 11 Minutes 1 Single falls in Love..., Winter 2018/19 (1)

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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Ads

Maybe something which might appear on my personal review of 2019:
Drink of the Year: 1l Gluehwein with Gummibears...
Doesn't matter which sort of Gluehwein.
It should be at least somewhat warm. (Cold its somewhat eklig...)
The Gummibears shouldn't be too soft...
And most important: a bed should be close enough to reach...
This might also help this blue eyed beauty...
instead of a P@rship ad...
its only an idea...
completely irrelevant...
maybe influenced by residual alcohol... ;-)


Currently in Rhythmbox: Counting Crows, August & everything after...

I've been watching you for hours,
It's been years since we were born.
We were perfect when we started,
I've been wondering where we gone... (Counting Crows, Murder of 1)


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Camera:Samsung Galaxy J56
Category: Graffiti
Online since:2019-01-11

You have survived... until now...
The series no. 17 starts here...

Quick check:
I'm still somewhat disabled on the left side.
Still entering this text only with the right hand.
The left hand still itches constantly most of the time...
Still seeing only about 75%.
Sometimes it seems that the disabled region enlarges.
Not fallen... for about 15 months now.
I go now always faster than my nearly 86-years-old mum.
Not because I am faster, sadly.
Going down the stairs is still more difficult than going up.
Shortly after the start of the new year I stopped smoking for 100 hours.
Until hour 66...
Maybe I'll try this more often this year.
Sleeping is still disturbed... nearly regulary... doesn't matter much.
Current weight: 119kg +/-3...


And here a fortune cookie for those who doesn't give a $ยง!&*!% about fortune cookies:

You are next in line for
promotion in your firm.

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